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He retires to the bathroom, does his thing, and ejaculates into said vessel. When it’s around half full (or half empty, depending on your outlook) the gang sit in a circle and pass it around, each in turn removing the lid and inhaling the putrid stench therein deeply. Guys, usually comic-book aficionados, lovingly spooge over their most prized action figurines, then share photos (or *shudder* videos) over the internet for their handiwork to be critically evaluated by a forum of peers. He kept a My Little Pony figurine in a glass jar, and spent months patiently trying to drown it in cum, one spurt at a time, Ted: ‘Please stop, mate.’ Greg: ‘It gets worse.

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